50 Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh

Are you short on smiles lately and needing a mental pick-me-up? Well, here it is with 50 of the best funny jokes to make you laugh!

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But first, I want to share a brief message with you about why laughter is so important.

Have you heard the saying, “Laughter is the best medicine?” It’s really true!

Laughing causes the brain to release endorphins, those feel-good neurotransmitters that increase overall well-being. And laughter doesn’t just elevate your mood; it makes you instantly happy! But did you know laughter also improves your health?

So, let’s get started improving your health with these funny jokes that are sure to make you laugh!

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Top Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh

• Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!

• Every time a little boy went to his playmate’s house, the playmate’s grandmother always read the Bible. Finally, the boy asked his friend, “Why does your grandmother read the Bible so much?” “I’m not sure, his friend answered, “but I think she’s cramming for her finals!”

• Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!

• “The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.” Demetri Martin

• A three-legged dog hobbles into a saloon, slides up to the bar, and says, “I’m looking for the feller who shot my Paw.”

• What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other.

• How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed

• Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? Because they wash up on shore!

• My therapist says I have an obsession with vengeance. We’ll see about that!

• A cop pulled over a man who had 20 penguins in his car. “You need to take them to the zoo.” The cop told the man. The next day, the cop pulled the same man over. The penguins were still in the car, except now they were all wearing sunglasses. “I told you to take them to the zoo!” The cop said to the man. “I did,” the man replied, “And today, I’m taking them to the beach!”

• It’s not appropriate to tell a dad joke if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux Pa.

• I invented a new word. It’s plagiarism!

• What would a plate say if it could talk? Dinner’s on me!

• My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

• What’s a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear

• At a posh party, a wife lectured her husband over the rudeness of visiting the cake and ice cream table four times. “Why should I care,” said the husband, “I keep telling everyone it’s for you.”

• What’s the one thing a sniper can’t tell his wife? “I missed you today.”

• “A good thing about being chubby is that I can get the wrinkles out of my clothes just by wearing them.” –Antonio

• Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!

• What does a buffalo say when his kid goes to college? “Bison”

• I’m selling my vacuum because all it did was collect dust.

• There was a shepherd who drove his sheep right through town! He got a ticket for a ewe-turn.

• What is it called when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? A meltdown

• Have you ever worn a killer outfit that says it all? I need a killer outfit that keeps its mouth shut.

• Have you heard about the four simple new tax rules? They are: 1. What was your income? 2. What were your expenses? 3. How much is left? 4. Send it in!

• “According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. So, does that sound right? To the average person, this means if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy!” –Jerry Seinfeld

• Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!

• I tried to steal spaghetti from the Italian restaurant nearby, but I couldn’t get pasta the hostess!

• Have you ever feel like a gambler who won $1000 when you dropped your cell phone without its case? And it didn’t crack?

• A woman in a restaurant ordered a lobster tail. The servant smiled and said, “Once upon a time, there was this cute, little lobster…..”

• Packing myself into a suitcase is so much fun, I can hardly contain myself!

• A 50-year-old billionaire walks into a club with his 25-year-old girlfriend. His bar mate asks, “How did you get such a young girlfriend? Did you lie about your age?” The billionaire answered, “Yes, I did.” Then his bar mate asked, “Did you say you’re only 40?” The billionaire shook his head. “Nope,” he replied. “I told her I’m 90.”

• What New Year’s resolution should a basketball player never make? To travel

• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

• I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

• Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island

• What do pizza and jokes have in common? They’re cheesy.

• Two kids got arrested, one for drinking battery acid and the other for eating fireworks. One kid was charged, and they let the other off.

• Why did the horses get a divorce? Because they didn’t have a stable relationship.

• Why do people sprinkle sugar on their pillows? So they can have sweet dreams.

• When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

• What’s a fake noodle? An impasta

• How do you keep a bagel from getting away? Put lox on it.

• What happened to the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.

• I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!

• I went to buy some camouflage pants. But I couldn’t find any.

• Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.

• What makes a baby nauseated? A clean shirt –Jerry Seinfeld

• I don’t play soccer because I’m good at it. I play it just for kicks.

• What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream

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What Did You Think of Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh?

Now that you have a whole arsenal of new jokes for entertaining friends and family, I hope you’re in a happier mood and feeling good and healthy!

By now, you should be feeling relaxed and less stressed. And that is the purpose of this post.

So, what did you think of these funny jokes to make you laugh?

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