50 Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh
Are you short on smiles lately and needing a mental pick-me-up? Well, here it is with 50 of the best funny jokes to make you laugh!
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But first, I want to share a brief message with you about why laughter is so important.
Have you heard the saying, “Laughter is the best medicine?” It’s really true!
Laughing causes the brain to release endorphins, those feel-good neurotransmitters that increase overall well-being. And laughter doesn’t just elevate your mood; it makes you instantly happy! But did you know laughter also improves your health?
So, let’s get started improving your health with these funny jokes that are sure to make you laugh!
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Top Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh
- Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!
- Every time a little boy went to his playmate’s house, the playmate’s grandmother always read the Bible. Finally, the boy asked his friend, “Why does your grandmother read the Bible so much?” “I’m not sure, his friend answered, “but I think she’s cramming for her finals!”
- Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
- “The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.” Demetri Martin
- A three-legged dog hobbles into a saloon, slides up to the bar, and says, “I’m looking for the feller who shot my Paw.”
- What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other.
- How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed
- Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? Because they wash up on shore!
- My therapist says I have an obsession with vengeance. We’ll see about that!
- A cop pulled over a man who had 20 penguins in his car. “You need to take them to the zoo.” The cop told the man. The next day, the cop pulled the same man over. The penguins were still in the car, except now they were all wearing sunglasses. “I told you to take them to the zoo!” The cop said to the man. “I did,” the man replied, “And today, I’m taking them to the beach!”
- It’s not appropriate to tell a dad joke if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux Pa.
- I invented a new word. It’s plagiarism!
- What would a plate say if it could talk? Dinner’s on me!
- My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
- What’s a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear
- At a posh party, a wife lectured her husband over the rudeness of visiting the cake and ice cream table four times. “Why should I care,” said the husband, “I keep telling everyone it’s for you.”
- What’s the one thing a sniper can’t tell his wife? “I missed you today.”
- “A good thing about being chubby is that I can get the wrinkles out of my clothes just by wearing them.” –Antonio
- Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
- What does a buffalo say when his kid goes to college? “Bison”
- I’m selling my vacuum because all it did was collect dust.
- There was a shepherd who drove his sheep right through town! He got a ticket for a ewe-turn.
- What is it called when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? A meltdown
- Have you ever worn a killer outfit that says it all? I need a killer outfit that keeps its mouth shut.
- Have you heard about the four simple new tax rules? They are: 1. What was your income? 2. What were your expenses? 3. How much is left? 4. Send it in!
- “According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. So, does that sound right? To the average person, this means if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy!” –Jerry Seinfeld
- Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
- I tried to steal spaghetti from the Italian restaurant nearby, but I couldn’t get pasta the hostess!
- Have you ever feel like a gambler who won $1000 when you dropped your cell phone without its case? And it didn’t crack?
- A woman in a restaurant ordered a lobster tail. The servant smiled and said, “Once upon a time, there was this cute, little lobster…..”
- Packing myself into a suitcase is so much fun, I can hardly contain myself!
- A 50-year-old billionaire walks into a club with his 25-year-old girlfriend. His bar mate asks, “How did you get such a young girlfriend? Did you lie about your age?” The billionaire answered, “Yes, I did.” Then his bar mate asked, “Did you say you’re only 40?” The billionaire shook his head. “Nope,” he replied. “I told her I’m 90.”
- What New Year’s resolution should a basketball player never make? To travel
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
- Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island
- What do pizza and jokes have in common? They’re cheesy.
- Two kids got arrested, one for drinking battery acid and the other for eating fireworks. One kid was charged, and they let the other off.
- Why did the horses get a divorce? Because they didn’t have a stable relationship.
- Why do people sprinkle sugar on their pillows? So they can have sweet dreams.
- When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
- What’s a fake noodle? An impasta
- How do you keep a bagel from getting away? Put lox on it.
- What happened to the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
- I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
- I went to buy some camouflage pants. But I couldn’t find any.
- Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.
- What makes a baby nauseated? A clean shirt –Jerry Seinfeld
- I don’t play soccer because I’m good at it. I play it just for kicks.
- What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream
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What Did You Think of Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh?
Now that you have a whole arsenal of new jokes for entertaining friends and family, I hope you’re in a happier mood and feeling good and healthy!
By now, you should be feeling relaxed and less stressed. And that is the purpose of this post.
So, what did you think of these funny jokes to make you laugh?
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Love these funny jokes and needed to read them today!
Glad this post lifted your mood today. It’s a great way to start out the week!
Thank you for sharing this fun post. Enjoyed reading 😊
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So happy you enjoyed the post! Thanks for commenting!
These are hilarious, I was giggling all through the post
Love that you enjoyed it! Thanks for commenting!
Nothing better that laughter…it’s the best medicine.
You are so right about that! Hope you got your 17 laughs in reading the post!
Funny!!! This one literally made me LOL: “My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas. ” As someone who does a lot of proofreading, it really hit my funny bone. Thanks!
Before you get to the punchline, you’re thinking what? Commas were invented for a reason! Haha.
Thanks for posting! Whilst some are more than a bit cheesy! I did laugh out loud at a couple! Laughter does the heart good for sure 🙂
A little cheesiness is always a good thing!
“Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!” WHY WAS THIS SO FUNNY!? I never thought of that before!
It’s a good one! And now that saying makes perfect sense!
Ha ha, these are great! Now I have a new list of jokes to torture my kid with lol
Oh! That sounds fun, LOL! Enjoy!
Laughter is so important, that is one of my goals for this year. To laugh more and have a great sense of humor. Thank you for sharing these with us. Awesome post
Laughing more is a great goal to have! Hope you got your 17 laughs in today on this post alone!
What a fun post. I love a good joke, and these were great.
Glad you liked my jokes! Now, maybe you can tell some to your friends and encourage them to check out this post! Thanks, Magan!
These are really good! Silly jokes can be one of the best ways to get a smile onto someone’s face!
I agree. Sometimes we just need to destress and be silly! It’s self-care for the brain!
I’m totally sharing these with my kids! Great list!
Good! Let me know how they like them and which are their favorites.
Loved the cop and penguin joke! We all need a little laughter in our lives and this one definitely provided a few good laughs 🙂
I agree with you, the penguin joke was too cute! Especially because you could clearly see those sunglasses wearing penguins in your mind’s eye!
Your jokes made me smile.
And I appreciate you letting me know you enjoyed the post! Thank you, Danwil!
We’ve been dealing with a lot and I really needed a smile. Thank you for these great and funny jokes! Fun post!
Thank you for letting me know my post did it’s job! Love putting smiles on my readers’ faces
these are funny jokes
I’m glad you liked them and hope you have fun telling them to your friends!
I love doing fun jokes like this with my boys! I think my soccer soccer playing will get a kick out of your soccer joke :)!
So fun! Now you have an entire armory of jokes to assail them with! Enjoy!
Great list! I feel like I need to share these with my buddy who tells dad jokes all the time.
You should be able teach him a few good dad jokes now! Have fun and lots of laughs!
Oh my gosh – these made me chuckle. Some are a few groaners, but they certainly gave me a pick me up! 🙂 Bookmarking this post to crack a few with my husband and son.
I love that you loved them! Hope they make your family smile too!
Some real crackers here! I’m rubbish at remembering jokes but I am really going to try hard to remember the one about charades/heart attack. This one made me laugh out loud.
That was a fun one! There were a lot of one-liners that will hopefully be easier to remember! Love that it made you laugh!
I always love to laugh. These are some great jokes!
Thanks. I appreciate that!
These will surely make my daughter laugh! Thanks for the fun list of jokes!
So glad you enjoyed 50 Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh! It was fun to write.
My husband loves telling jokes. I will be sharing these with him.
He’ll love them! And he’ll love you for helping him get his laughs in!
These are all such great jokes. I love a good joke. They always make me smile.
You and me both! I may have to write another joke post soon.
Laughter is the best medicine. Thank you for sharing all these fun jokes.
It really is! And there’s plenty of great medicine in this post! Thanks for commenting.
I’m definitely stealing some of these, LOL! It’s good to have a laugh on hand.
Steal away! And be sure to have lots of fun in the process.
Making time for happy moments is so important! These jokes are great; it is nice to share some with the family and have a good laugh.
Good, clean fun for the family is always needed! Be sure to get those 17 laughs in!
lol I love a good joke. Love the sniper one :). I get most of my funnies from memes these days.
It would be fun to make some memes with these great jokes!
I like these kind of jokes. I share them with my granddaughters and my students, lol They groan but I know they love them.
Because they’re so much fun! Enjoy sharing your favorites!
I absolutely love this post – it’s such a fun and lighthearted read! It’s wonderful that you’ve made it a goal to prioritize laughter and cultivate a great sense of humor this year. And speaking of humor, these jokes had me laughing out loud – they were simply fantastic! Thank you so much for sharing these with us – your post is truly awesome and uplifting.
Lavanda, your comment made my day! Thank you so much for the supportive comments about 50 funny jokes to make you smile!
Wow! These are all really great and very funny jokes! What a nice list you have here!
Thank you. Hope you picked out some favorites to tell your friends!
These are some great dad jokes to add to my arsenal. The kids will be groaning for days.
Isn’t it fun making those kids groan, though? Love it!
Hi Susan,
This post makes me happy. A little bit of humor always lights up my day! Thanks for this one.
Sometimes we just need to read something lighthearted and funny! It’s so good that this post made you happy.