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25 Funniest Valentine’s Day Jokes: A Day of Love and Laughter

Valentine’s Day is a time for love and romance, but a little bit of humor makes it even more special. So, we are bringing you these 25 funniest Valentine’s Day jokes to share with your loved ones or just to enjoy for yourself as a fun way to acknowledge this special day.

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Our funniest Valentine’s Day jokes are not just about being funny; but about creating moments of joy and shared laughter. Remember, a well-timed joke can be just as heartwarming as a bouquet of roses or a handwritten note. So, let’s grasp the lighthearted side of love with these quips that are sure to send your spirits soaring.

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25 Funniest Valentine’s Day Jokes

  1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

2. What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day? You can count on me.

3. Don’t go bacon my heart. I couldn’t if I fried.

4. What did the boy light bulb say to the girl light bulb? I love you watts and watts.

5. What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine’s Day? I find you very attractive.

6. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard; Howard who? Howard you like a bouquet of flowers today?

7. What do you call a very small Valentine? A valen-tiny.

8. Why did the phone need a Valentine? It lost its contacts and couldn’t call its love.

9. What did the ghost say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? You look boo-tiful tonight.

10. What did the cat say on Valentine’s Day? You’re purr-fect for me.

11. Why shouldn’t you trust a pastry chef on Valentine’s Day? Because he’ll dessert you.

12. Why did the Valentine’s Day card get arrested? Because it was caught stealing hearts.

13. Why should you date a goalie? He’s a keeper.

14. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.

15. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring!

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16. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!

17. Why did the boy bring a ladder to his date? Because he wanted to take things to the next level.

18. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? Stick with me and we’ll go places.

19. What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day? You’re write for me.

20. What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? You mean a great dill to me.

21. What did the boy bee say to the girl bee? I love you, honey.

22. What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day? I’m nuts about you.

23. What did the boy drum say to the girl drum? My heart beats for you.

24. Why did the bicycle fall in love with the motorcycle? Because it was tired of being two-tired.

25. What did the boy guitar say to the girl guitar? You strike a chord in my heart.

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Are these jokes silly? Yes! Corny? Yes to that too. But you have to admit they’re a lot of fun and a unique way to begin your Valentine’s Day celebration.

Hopefully, you enjoyed these funniest Valentine’s Day jokes. Plus, we’ve added some additional creative ideas below to celebrate this special day with your love.

Three Cute and Funny Valentine’s Ideas

Any of the following ideas would make a thoughtful Valentine’s Day surprise for your loved one:

  • T-shirts with Heart: A shirt saying “You’re my perfectly matched piece” with puzzle pieces
  • Banana Grams: A banana with a love note written on it offering a‘fruit’ of your love, with a pun that’s peel-y funny.
  • Sugar and Cream: Crafting a “prescription” for love, accompanied by a jar of sugar and cream, could make for a light-hearted gift that references the sweetness of your relationship.

150 Joke Cards to stick in your loved one’s lunchbox and brighten their day: Find it here.

Concluding Funniest Valentine’s Day Jokes

We hope these Valentine’s Day jokes brought a smile to your face and added a touch of humor to your day. Whether you’re celebrating with a loved one or flying solo, remember that laughter is the best way to spread love and joy. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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  1. These are SO cute! My boys are teens and already roll their eyes at me and all of my bad dad jokes … can’t wait to start using some of these!

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